To appear youthful, they must kill people by ripping their stomachs open and eating their guts. This is the first of several service comedies that ford appeared in after the huge. Dont go near the park was released theatrically on september 11, 1981 in florida. Nov 09, 2010 a likeable but laughably inept 1981 cannibal film. Foldes, and starring aldo ray, meeno peluce, tamara taylor, robert gribbin, barbara bain, and linnea quigley. The strange sights contained in its running time include cavemen wearing jokestore caveman outfits, a van that explodes with the intensity. Badly put together, with huge narrative gaps, and incompetently directed, this was obviously the work of people who didn t have a clue about making movies. In the prehistory of man, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. Whatever the reason, his one and only horror is dont go near the park, great fun but a complete mess of a film. Dont go near the park trailer official linnea quigley page. Talk to your local public library reference librarian for help. Boring, insipid, poor lighting and sound, not at all scary and those are the best things i can say about it. August 20, 1942 august 10, 2008 was an american singer, songwriter, actor, and producer.
In the pantheons of bad movie making, few films can hold a candle to the completely nonsensical mess that is dont go near the park. Basically an early 80s heir to the films of herschell gordon lewis, dont go near the park boasts a more ambitious narrative than the godfather of gore ever attempted but still features many of his trademarks. Sure, it looks great, and harrison ford delivers his lines like he was born to them. The keep was a gothic horror novel set in the carpathian alps of romania during world war ii about a german army outpost stationed in a strange medieval fortress. Find similar and related movies for dont go near the park 1981 lawrence d. Don t go near the park suffers most not because the script is incoherent, lots of good movies are incoherent, look at blade runner. Despite being an awful film, dont go near the park is an important movie for horror geeks of a certain age. Watching a movie like dont go near the park is enough to make you stop watching movies altogether. Dec, 2017 go back to the days of john hughes movies, pacman, and pudding pops. The merchant responded quickly and i received the movie in no time at all, so i would definitely use this seller again. It follows a journey of prince colwyn and his group of outlaws on the planet krull to save future queen princess lyssa from the beast and his constantly teleporting black fortress. Dont go near the water is a 1957 comedy film about a u.
It made it to the video nasty list which gave numerous horror movies that deserved to vanish into obscurity a cult status. The film features a few bloody scenes one that turns up before the credits, but they all look so fake that theyre impossible to really take seriously. Dont go near the park 1981 dated but fairly fun film about a weird cannibal cult feeding off kids in a park. Youve never heard of the psuedo cannibal horror film dont go near the park 1981 aka sanctuary for evil aka curse of the living dead. Its plot follows a brother and sister, both cursed in prehistoric times, who remain on earth and must subsist on the entrails of young people. Who are the celebrities and what does nude mean, you. Call your park eop coordinator to try to discover the frequency of this type of emergency in your sites area. Its a pity nobody told them don t go near the camera. Dont go near the park 1981 full movie download full hd. They accidentally awaken an ancient evil named molasar, who masquerades as a vampire. Movies of such ineptitude inherently have their own rewards but even the most lenient lover of trash would have to admit there is very little on offer. Ask them if the park has ever had a problem with each type of emergency.
Thats why it made it to the category 2 video nasty list, a feat for a director who was just 19. Go back to the days of john hughes movies, pacman, and pudding pops. The strange sights contained in its running time include cavemen wearing jokestore caveman outfits, a van that explodes with the intensity of a thousand suns, and a twist ending. Oct 28, 20 don t go near the park trailer official linnea quigley page. Don t go near the park 1981 an ancient satanic curse clouds a girl who has yet to learn about her true heritage. Basically an early 80s heir to the films of herschell gordon lewis, don t go near the park boasts a more ambitious narrative than the godfather of gore ever attempted but still features many of his trademarks. Find release information for dont go near the park 1981 lawrence d. Dont go near the park 1979 nude scenes dont like or not tolerant to nude and famous women, please, feel free to close the website. This graphic, grisly horror outing centers upon the dining habits of a 12,000 year old brother and sister who must feast upon the bodies of nubile virgins if they are to remain immortal. Thus, don t go near the park is a total washout for the average viewer but anyone fascinated by lowbudget dementia might appreciate the film s overwhelming weirdness. Dont go near the park sanctuary for evil 1981 rotten. Find movie and film cast and crew information for don t go near the park 1981 lawrence d. My first horror film was a movie called dont go near the park, and it was done by lawrence foldes. She has also appeared in the horror films don t let go 2019 and the invisible man 2020.
I also have no idea what aldo rays deal is in this movie. Dont go near the park 1981 the movie database tmdb. Dont go near the park suffers most not because the script is incoherent, lots of good movies are incoherent, look at blade runner. Don t go in the woods was released regionally in the united states, opening in six theaters in the salt lake city area on november 20, 1981, and subsequently screening in provo on november 27. The film was nominated for hugo, nebula, and saturn awards. Dont go near the park 1981 an ancient satanic curse clouds a girl who has yet to learn about her true heritage. Dont go near the park 1981 ntsc dvd region 1 us import. The 56yearold movie star and her boyfriend have just had a fight on the street triggered by the younger peters insensitivity to glorias selfconsciousness. In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth.
Dont go in the woods was released regionally in the united states, opening in six theaters in the salt lake city area on november 20, 1981, and subsequently screening in provo on november 27. Watch dont go near the park full movie in hd visit movie 27566 in the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a. Don t go near the water is a 1957 comedy film about a u. I have to give dark sky films a lot of credit, as they tend to put a whole lot of effort into their releases whether the film warrants it or not dont go near the park falls into the latter category, in my opinion. Dont go near the park 1981 they were cursed to eternal life at the cost of their souls.
Krull is a 1983 britishamerican science fantasy swashbuckler film directed by peter yates and produced by ron silverman with a screenplay by stanford sherman. Though it may seem like an attraction for children, taking a ride on one of the 58 glorious, handcarved horses is a fun experience at any age. Anyone who tells you they get that movie is a liar. Hayes was one of the creative forces behind the southern soul music label stax records, where he served both as an inhouse songwriter and as a session musician and record producer, teaming with his partner david porter during the mid1960s. While the world was watching ronald reagan, michael jackson, and mel gibson, chicago was focusing on a few other things, some great and some not so much. Dont go near the park is one of the films included on the video nasty list, but unfortunately this is one of the films that really isnt all that gory. I have to give dark sky films a lot of credit, as they tend to put a whole lot of effort into their releases whether the film warrants it or not don t go near the park falls into the latter category, in my opinion. Don t go near the park was released theatrically on september 11, 1981 in florida. Mar 03, 20 don t go near the park 1979, horror official trailer for the 1979 video nasty horror film don t go near the park. Opening with such boastful screen notices as this film is fiction, though it is based on actual occurrences which happened over the centuries, dont go in the park unwinds the tale of two tribe people named gar and tre crackers phinn and barbara monker, two actors hiding under ridiculous pseudonyms for sure residing in a cave some 12,000. The list has also increased recent demand for a lot of low quality shit which is the only reason this movie is. In the summer of 1983, action parka collection of waterthemed amusement rides installed over a ski resort in the rural town of vernon, new. Horror grindhouse film runaways are attacked by evil beings from the far past. In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe.
Dont go near the park aka nightstalker 1979 horror cult films. Jan 30, 2015 despite being an awful film, don t go near the park is an important movie for horror geeks of a certain age. How do i determine which read the park administrative history. However, the movie, itself, is among the worst i have ever seen. Storms television credits include guest star roles on chicago pd, ncis. Boring, insipid, poor lighting and sound, not at all scary and those are the best things i can.
Germany 11 june 1998 tv premiere also known as aka original title don t go near the park. Read the park administrative history and talk to park staff who have been in the park the longest. Dont go near the park is a 1979 american supernatural horror film directed by lawrence d. Navy public relations unit stationed on an island in the pacific ocean during world war ii. Dont go near the park also known as curse of the living dead, nightstalker and. Features the always awesome linnea quigley, and ditto aldo ray. Badly put together, with huge narrative gaps, and incompetently directed, this was obviously the work of people who didnt have a clue about making movies. Dont go near the park sanctuary for evil 1981 rotten tomatoes. It is an adaptation of the 1956 novel of the same name by william brinkley. Jeremy john irons born 19 september 1948 is an english actor and activist. If you grew up in chicago during the 1980s, then come aboard this nostalgic ride. Filmed on a potato, the storys ludicrous, most scenes are incoherent, the effects are amateur at best and its unpleasantly long and boring. Westworld was followed by a sequel, futureworld 1976, and a shortlived television series, beyond westworld 1980. Watching a movie like don t go near the park is enough to make you stop watching movies altogether.
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